Sun Phallus -Unisex T-shirt

ASK ME ABOUT MY SOLAR PHALLIC SEX CULT — Radiate Blasphemy | Shine Harder Than the Sun

Ready to spark awkward conversations and unholy curiosity wherever you go? This outrageous tee makes it clear you’re not here to blend in with the mundane masses. Adorned with a triumphant solar phallus blazing in cosmic glory, this shirt is a proud proclamation of your devotion to carnal enlightenment and celestial mischief.

Whether you’re officiating rituals, hosting bacchanals, or simply running errands with defiant swagger, this piece of heretical apparel will keep you cool, comfortable, and impossible to ignore.

🔥 Details of Degeneracy:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather options contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) — as light as your shame
• Pre-shrunk fabric so the fit stays perfect through endless rites
• Side-seamed construction for a flattering silhouette
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting durability (even during orgiastic ceremonies)

This wicked attire is crafted exclusively for you the moment you place your order, so it may take a touch longer to manifest at your doorstep. By forging each shirt on demand instead of churning out soulless stockpiles, we’re able to reduce waste and overproduction. Thank you for embracing the shadows with mindful intent. 🖤✨

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