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Clucking Hell - Unisex T-shirt

Clucking Hell - Unisex T-shirt

Regular price $25.00 USD
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CLUCKING HELL — Wear Your Rebellion

Defy the divine and embrace the absurd with our Clucking Hell t-shirt. A perfect blend of humor and rebellion, this bold statement piece brings a tongue-in-cheek twist to your goth style clothing collection. With "JESUS" emblazoned across the chest and a red heart punctuating the message, this shirt is here to ruffle feathers—literally and figuratively. Featuring a rooster, this design speaks to those who walk the line between blasphemy and dark humor, perfect for those who revel in cult clothes and goth attire.

Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt is as soft as the silence before a midnight storm, with a pre-shrunk fabric that holds its dark allure after every wash. The side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping ensure a fit that holds through every rebellious act or goth gathering, while the blank product is sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

🖤 Details of the Dark:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – the weight of defiance
• Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain your perfect silhouette
• Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

From mocking the holy to strutting through the night in your goth apparel, wear your truth with dark pride.

Goth shop approved. Cult clothes certified.

Live fiercely. Live unapologetically. Live Cluckingly Hell.

This wicked creation is crafted just for you the moment you place your order, which is why it takes a little longer to reach your crypt. By conjuring each piece on demand instead of in soulless bulk, we help reduce waste and overproduction—so thank you for embracing the darkness with a mindful choice! 🖤🔮

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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